Today some of you may be ordering the iPhone X (the rest of us are sensible). £999. NINE HUNDRED AND NINTY NINE GREAT BRISTISH POUNDS. You having a laugh, Apple? Having the world’s bloody pants down! Your customers have more money than sense. I can think of so many other ways that grand could be spend… so here’s a list.
3,330 Freddo’s – that doesn’t seem like a lot now that Freddo’s are ridiculously priced at THIRTY PENCE but would you rather the iPhone X or 3,330 chocolate bars?
99,900 1p sweets – imagine the pick and mix?!
My car insurance. Someone please pay my car insurance instead of buying an iPhone X.
10-20 rescue dogs – with a donation between £50-100, you could have up to 20 rescue doggos!
The brand new Xbox One X and a Play Station 4 (plus games) so you don’t have to argue which is better.
Go to Glastonbury, V Festival, Y Not, Leeds and Boomtown Festival (or any five festivals of choice).
Stay at Disney World Florida for 5 nights.
13 classic twin tipped Fred Perry polo shirts.
2 iPhone 6’s – because why have one phone when you can have two that are the same?
38 Fenty Beauty Foundations (that’s nearly every shade?!)
555 Brewdog Punk IPA – that’s a year’s supply at 1 and a half a night
66 trips to the cinema, including popcorn and a drink
A local gig every Friday and Saturday for a year and a half with money for beer
196 Big Mac Meals
A Crosley record player and around 50 new vinyl records
That’s just 15 ideas – what would you buy instead of the iPhone X?